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apathetic Your New Years Resolution Should Be: Tell your boss to screw off |
 Seriously. You know you really, really want to. Life's too short to have a job you hate... And though you may be a success, you're secretly miserable. Time to try out a new career - maybe one involving g-strings? |
Your Christmas is Most Like: A Christmas Story |
 Loving, fun, and totally crazy. Don't shoot your eye out! |
You Are A Good Friend |
 You're always willing to listen Or lend a shoulder to cry on You're there through thick and thin Many people consider you their "best friend"! |
You Scored 70% Correct |
 You are a solid child of the 80s You'd never confuse Tiffany from Debbie And while you may not know Prince's first #1 hit You know every word to Little Red Corvette |
I love them :D
You Are a Rottweiler Puppy |
 Powerful, smart, and protective. You're eager to growl at anyone you hate - but you're a big sweetheart inside. |
You May Be a Bit Obsessive Compulsive ... |
 Meticulous and detailed oriented, you have some irrational obsessions. Maybe it's your super neat closet or washing your hands a gazillion times. You probably know it's weird, but you just can't stop thinking about it. In fact, the more you think about your quirks, the more you have to do them. |
Your Extroversion Profile: |
| Cheerfulness: Very High |
| Sociability: Very High |
| Excitement Seeking: High |
| Friendliness: High |
| Activity Level: Medium |
| Assertiveness: Medium |
What Your Dreams Mean... |
 Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious. You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep. Overall, you are very content in your life. You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind. You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind. |
What You Really Think Of Your Friends |
Sarah is your soulmate. |
| You truly love Heather. |
| You consider Lisa your true friend. |
| You know that Jj is always thinking of you. |
| You'll remember Jenna for the rest of your life. |
| You secretly think Rachel is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times. |
| You secretly think that Spencer is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker. |
| You secretly think that Steven is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Steven changes lovers faster than underwear. |
| You secretly think Michael is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Michael has a hidden internet romance. |
see i am not a child :P
You Are 26 Years Old |
26 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
| Overall, Your Observation Skills Get: B |
 And it takes something big to distract you! |
Your 80s Theme Song: |
Your 80s Theme Song is Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode |
| Your Girl Parts Are Named: Easy Bake Oven |
| Your Taurus Drinking Style |
 When you're truly intoxicated, you are a one-person stampede... A bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers. Your preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of the world This is not to say that you are by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. You will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and are extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated. |
| Your Signature Cocktails |
| Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. You likely have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. A little more macho? Then go for something unpretentious, like a Jack and Coke or whiskey sour. |
| Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies |
| Billy Joel, Kelly Clarkson, Jerry Seinfeld, Uma Thurman, Renee Zellweger, Carmen Electra, Dennis Rodman, and The Rock. |
You Are "Joy to the World" |
 Joy to the world, the Lord is come! Let earth receive her King; Let every heart prepare Him room, And heaven and nature sing, It's not about what you get under the tree But sharing love with family, friends, and strangers |
The True You |
| You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed. |
| With respect to money, you spend carefully and save your pennies. |
| You think good luck is something you won't attain - you expect bad luck. |
| The hidden side of your personality tends to be methodical in your ways - with trouble adapting to the rules of society. |
| You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. |
| When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you don't have any particular type in mind, but you are inclined to look for someone who will say yes when you ask him / her out. |
Your Deadly Sins |
Sloth: 60% |
Envy: 40% |
Wrath: 40% |
Gluttony: 0% |
Greed: 0% |
Lust: 0% |
Pride: 0% |
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 20% |
You will die while sleeping - and no one will notice. |
that movie is about a Sasquatch...
| Your Boobies' Names Are: Dixie and Daisy |
| Your Penis Name is: Harry & the Hendersons |
Another Sasquatch....
Star Wars Horoscope for Taurus |
 You are a dependable creature, but you do tend to be stubborn. You like material possessions and love to win at games. You hate being bossed around or losing. You may succumb to your physical strength when upset. Star wars character you are most like: Chewbacca |
Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet |
 "So 1, 2, 3, take my hand and come with me Because you look so fine And i really wanna make you mine" You impressed almost everyone in 2004 - and surprised yourself. |
